Question: What the hell is wrong with Compton?
Yesterday I was driving through Compton after a role playing session with my local guild. I was in my mid evil costume still. I saw this super hot ghetto babe sitting on a bench and felt the butterflies so I decided to try to pick her up. I stopped the car and walked over to her and said “Hi there, whats playing?” and she went “oh, nothing much warrior, just relaxing in the sun”. I was flattered by her complimenting my outfit so I went “you’re beautiful, can I touch your hair?” and all of the sudden I felt someone grab my neck and violently turn me around. Some giant douche at like 6′ 8″ went “what the **** did you say to my girlfriend??”

I decided I would not lose face in front of this hot babe, so I said “Hey, whats your problem Otis, did you forget to drink your milk today?” In retrospect I see that I should not have said that because he proceeded to shake me like a rag doll and pushed me into the bushes nearby. When I tried to get up he kicked me in there again. I felt like a little bit*h begging for him to stop. I could hear his girlfriend laugh in the background.

All I could do was to cast an evil spell over him and pray. But wtf?? Is this the reward for trying to pick up a girl these days??? Please answer me! Just because I’m white and 5′ 4″ do I deserve this?

Should I try to find this guy and whop his a$ $ ?

Answer:

Answer by Kevin
If you smart mouthed a guy that is more than twice your height, then yes you deserved it. Try asking if their taken first. Maybe then you wouldn’t get your ass handed to you.