Question: Poll: What is your opinion of the following news feature that reveals “Men’s Deepest Fears…?
(Because, I gotta tell ya…I’m not afraid of those things. In fact…I hope that when my son misses that “free throw,” he makes loud farting sounds, and does the “Funky Chicken Dance…”

…and I’m certainly not afraid of losing my hair…believe me when I tell you…no women has “ever” made love to me because of my hair…my hair’s never been that good…so…Hello, Vin Diesel, and I know that having a “monkey’s but” in the back, and having a receding hairline have in no way affected my love life…if anything…since my hair starting thinning out a bit…I’ve gotten more love than ever…go figure, and isn’t “Vanity About Hair” something a Real Man ought to be able to put aside like a child’s toy as he grows to become a Teutonic God, who couldn’t be less concerned about his hair loss than Dr. Phil?

Who comes up these “Men’s Fears?”

Anybody care to elaborate…or make farting sounds?

http://us.rd.yahoo.com/csp/sbc/hp/pcm/mens_biggest_secret_fears_revealed/*http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menlovesex/86721/your-man-s-secret-fears/

“Tyler?!?” Lmao, boy! Cha!
“Dashing Geek?!? Because you said what you said…all the women will want you now, if they didn’t already before, and you know why?

“Reverse Psychology,” my friend…

(Wait a second…I take that back…that would mean that I’m doomed…strike that…reverse it…nevermind…carry on…)

Answer:

Answer by Bobby T
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